Cricket
Most Committed Crime
Theft
Unauthorized taking and consumption of another person's personal property (petty theft/larceny): intentionally taking possession of property belonging to someone else without that person's consent.
Criminal History
Incidents (3)
S3E13: The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2
Cricket sells the cocaine and uses much of the cash to buy kettledrums/trash cans and otherwise does not return the expected cash to the rest of the gang.
S12E9: A Cricket's Tale
The episode opens with a chase and the line "Stop! Thief! Come back here!" followed by "I may be a street rat, but I still got your bread, b*tch," indicating Cricket has taken another person's property (bread).
S14E8: Paddy's Has a Jumper
The group decides they need Frank's casaba melon for a 'smash test' and proceed to handle/use it despite Frank explicitly telling them to leave it alone ('Stay away from my stuff. Don't put your hands near my casaba.'). The casaba is then taken/used by the group (Cricket attempts to take it away; the gang later references the casaba and finds Frank's stash inside), which shows unauthorized taking/use/destruction of Frank's property.
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S2E7: The Gang Exploits a Miracle
After Dee rejects Cricket, the gang proposes cheering him up by having him 'tea-bag' Dennis (who is weakened from fasting). They rally to get a camera, chanting 'Polaroid,' implying they proceed with the act.
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S5E7: The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
During the improvised wrestling match, Cricket repeatedly throws sand into opponents' faces/eyes and attacks other participants in the ring, constituting an intentional physical attack and battery.
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S3E15: The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
The gang signs Paddy's up as a prize, then plots to ensure their selected entrant (the homeless man Larry, their "inside horse") wins by incapacitating other dancers with sedatives and coordinating outside assistance. The scheme is an intentional manipulation of the contest outcome for the gang's benefit.
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S8E1: Pop-Pop: The Final Solution
Cricket admits on-screen that he "got into a skirmish with a stray chocolate lab" and that the dog is now "very paralyzed." This is an on-record admission of intentionally injuring a dog.
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S13E9: The Gang Wins the Big Game
Cricket admits 'I snuck on' after being excluded from the guest list, indicating he entered the Super Bowl event/box despite not being authorized to do so.
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S3E13: The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2
The gang recovers vials of cocaine (and is planning drug sales); they coordinate selling activity and send Cricket to sell on the street.
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S3E13: The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2
Rickety Cricket flips/sells the gang's cocaine on the street to addicts (having been recruited/encouraged by Charlie & Dee) and returns with cash (and later spends/keeps proceeds).
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S3E15: The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
During the Paddy's Pub dance marathon the gang conspires to secure a predetermined winner (their "inside horse," Larry) by drugging competitors. Frank explicitly says they're "making brownies, the drug filled kind," Cricket explains they're "filled with sedatives," and the bars/brownies are distributed to contestants (several people begin to feel the effects and drop out). The plan is intended to knock out rivals so the gang's chosen contestant will win the bar.
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S12E8: The Gang Tends Bar
Cricket asks to go into the bar bathroom to smoke PCP and is explicitly encouraged by the gang to do so; the dialogue indicates he smokes PCP on the premises.
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S12E9: A Cricket's Tale
Cricket openly advertises sexual services in the bar — e.g., "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the suck boy you're looking for. You want my time, you got to pay to spray."
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S12E9: A Cricket's Tale
Cricket is shown making out with the family dog.
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S14E6: The Janitor Always Mops Twice
Cricket admits Frank hired him to go into local bars and stick his fingers into the garnish/cherry stations so bars would throw the cherries out (Cricket contaminated cherries with feces).
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S14E6: The Janitor Always Mops Twice
The episode depicts a coordinated scheme: bribery of a health official, rounding up/hoarding cherries, using contamination to force disposals, reselling cherries, and using threats — with multiple characters (Frank, The Waitress, Cricket, Mac, Dennis) participating in different roles of the same illegal enterprise.
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S14E8: Paddy's Has a Jumper
The gang repeatedly concludes that the man on the roof 'should' be allowed (or helped) to die because it would benefit the bar; they discuss actively facilitating his death. Someone tells Cricket to 'sneak up there, give him a little nudge, and ... don't let anyone see you - commit the murder,' and Cricket explicitly volunteers 'Nah, I'll push him.' The group (Dennis, Dee, Charlie, Mac) endorses the idea and discusses plans and methods (e.g., telling Cricket to push), which constitutes solicitation and an agreement to cause the jumper's death.