The Gang Goes to Hell
Criminal Activities
Attempted Aggravated Assault
Deliberate application of a harmful substance to another person or an object in contact with them with intent to injure (may constitute assault with a dangerous weapon/attempted aggravated assault or battery).
Situation:
"Mac admits he 'started putting battery acid on the back of [Frank's] cross necklace to burn through his skin' to make Frank appear demonic — an intentional act to cause bodily injury using a corrosive substance."
Battery
Battery: the intentional and offensive (or harmful) touching of another person without consent. Non‑consensual contact with a sexual body part can also be treated as sexualized battery under some jurisdictions.
Situation:
"During the talent show confrontation the magician (Marlene) says Dee knocked out her tooth; the show devolves into a physical altercation in which Dee is the actor who struck/caused Marlene's injury."
Tampering with Vessel Equipment
Interfering with, cutting into, or otherwise tampering with a ship's piping/equipment and attempting to divert product from ship systems; criminal mischief / tampering with vessel systems and attempted theft.
Situation:
"The characters locate the ship's pipes and plan to 'cut it' and siphon alcohol/run mixers from the ship's systems (referenced repeatedly as 'the pipes are the party' and 'don't let him drink our torpedo juice'), indicating an intent to tamper with ship infrastructure to obtain alcohol."
Theft
Unauthorized taking and consumption of another person's personal property (petty theft/larceny): intentionally taking possession of property belonging to someone else without that person's consent.
Situation:
"Charlie and Frank are caught with multiple beers (hidden in luggage / on-person) on the 'dry' Christian cruise; crew/security confiscate the beers after the passengers lie about and attempt to hide them."
Unauthorized Access
Entering areas of a vessel restricted to passengers without permission; unlawful presence in secured/crew-only spaces (trespass / unauthorized access).
Situation:
"Charlie and Frank go below deck and into ship pipe/utility areas and discuss locating the captain's quarters and hidden alcohol, entering non-public spaces of the ship without authorization."