Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's ass

Episode Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's ass
5
Total Crimes
7
Criminals
5
Crime Types
1
Most Frequent

Criminal Activities

5 categories • 5 total crimes

Assault

Threatening another with imminent physical harm or displaying a weapon in a manner that puts others in reasonable fear of harm; in many jurisdictions brandishing a firearm or threatening violence is a criminal offense.

Situation:

"After Charlie taunts them, a McPoyle brother yells, “You get fork stabbed!” and stabs Charlie with a fork; earlier they note they are out on parole."

Crime #1

Harassment

Course of conduct (repeated following/harassment) directed at a person that would cause a reasonable person to feel fear, alarm, or harassment; often criminalized as stalking or harassment and frequently enforced by restraining orders.

Situation:

"Mac aggressively confronts and threatens the anti‑smoking street actor on the sidewalk, repeatedly stating he’ll “throw down.”"

Implicated: Charlie Kelly
Crime #1

Illegal gambling

Operating and allowing an unlicensed, high-stakes gambling operation on the premises (poker with extreme wagers).

Situation:

"Frank sets up a high-stakes poker game with Vietnamese gamblers in Paddy’s basement; Dennis and Mac permit an “anything goes” environment. Alan bets increasingly extreme stakes (e.g., his wife's glass eye) and talk escalates to betting fingers."

Crime #1

Indecent exposure and solicitation of unlawful adult entertainment

Soliciting and filming women to expose their breasts in exchange for T‑shirts inside a bar without proper adult‑entertainment licensing; the exposed individuals commit indecent exposure in a public accommodation.

Situation:

"Dennis and Mac run a “girls gone wild”-style promotion at Paddy’s, videotaping topless patrons for free T‑shirts."

Crime #1

Possession and offer to distribute a controlled substance

Unlawful possession of hashish and offering it to another person.

Situation:

"Artemis offers Dee, “Want to smoke some hash?” while discussing joining Dee’s performance."

Implicated: Artemis Dubois
Crime #1